apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize