they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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