Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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