I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
