I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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