Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
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