if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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