My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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