There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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