even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No more Irish car bombs ever.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I believe in your delicious
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
