it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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