She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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