sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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