so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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