Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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