That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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