return my video game
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
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Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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