My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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