just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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