Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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