you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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