I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
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I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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