belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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