You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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