Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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