Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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