I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just google imaged poop.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
