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There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
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and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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