well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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