Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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