What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize