Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
zippers are such a cool invention
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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