NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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