I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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