it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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