as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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