whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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