i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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