Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
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i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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