Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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