Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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