I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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