her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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