clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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