just come out here and I will go home with you...
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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