Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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