He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
17 year olds will be the death of me.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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