i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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