new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
