I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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