so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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