Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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