its not stalking. its research.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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