my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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