very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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